What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:25

Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
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Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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